Lisa, Listen.

There was a day back when children could walk 3 miles home from school and be A-OK. A day when no one needed jobs and everyone could trade “good vibes” instead. A day when “crime” and “boredom” didn’t exist. T’was the day of physical albums. When you could HOLD music in your hands. No, we’re not talking about iPhones.

Some of you young whipper-snappers won’t remember these days. But buy this record, listen to it, show it to your friends.

You deserve it for darn sake. You’re adults.